New York, Paris, Las Vegas, San Francisco… the numbers are growing. The whole tech industry is impacted. It is now an emergency. Lousy pitches are less and less tolerated.
“I can’t remember what she said after “we’re the Tinder of…” confides a tech blogger, the investors next to him nods.
No memory loss for him, he developed a rash after one too many “we’re the Uber of…” and is now treated.
A techcrunch reporter allegedly bled from his nostrils after a particularly lousy pitch during CES 2018 and some French VC got and ear bleed from an obscure value proposition.
Lousy pitches are a plague encroached in our startup ecosystem. Founders from all horizons are propagating this malpractice and this can’t go on like that.
But amidst all these terrible news there is a new hope.
A cure for lousy pitches has been found, Pitch Cards.
Is it a game? A method? A training system? It is so much more than that!
Yes it is a game you’ll be able to play with your friends, colleagues and same minded persons. The idea is to have fun and train your pitch reflexes on really unusual pitches. Pitching your business again and again will bore the brain out of you, we have an alternative.
A random set of cards will force you to pitch a totally new business and with a new business a new way of pitching will arrive as well.
There are several sets of rules available on our website and soon available in PDF with every purchase. In the Game deck, there is a special card call “Pitch Cards Drinking game rules”. The title is quite self-explanatory but here is a nuance, it can be a fitness game with sets of crunches, push-ups, burpees or squats instead of sips.
Of course, the method will be a nice backup in case of troubles. The deck will ask you some questions to help you develop a kind of muscle memory but for public speaking. Then of course you’ll have to share your findings with your friends and colleagues.
After a good laugh and a good head scratching moment, you’ll be ready for another round of Pitch Cards. Be warned, it can be quite addictive!
As we value your time as much as ours, we’ll conclude this article by a precision. This cure has been tested in 20 different countries and is available worldwide. We’ll do our best to spread this cure as much as possible, in the meantime, you’re in for a surprise.
Pitch Cards is a card game but will also be an online course! We decided to create a “pay what you want” online course to have the best impact.
We’ll talk about it soon!
Remember, with Pitch Cards everybody can speak in public.
Have a wonderful day.